Ivy League Problems

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Overheard on campus today...

"I had such a boring Spring Break, not like last year when I went to Italy or the year before when I went to Greece."

"I mean, maybe I am doing too many drugs.  Who knows?"

"I promise it was just incense."

"I'm pretty sure the government is bugging my house."

"It is soooooooooooo hot.  Why are we outside?" (It was 70 degrees.)

"Pilates is totally more important than work."

"Ah, it sucked.  I was one hour away from meeting my idol and I missed it.  Next time, I will definitely plan better to party with Kardashians."

"The only place I went for Spring Break was New Jersey."

Yep, true story.  You just can't make this stuff up people.

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